Run, Run, Or You'll Be Well Done!

[Kefka Palazzo]

That's right, you fools! It is I, Kefka Palazzo, here to wreak havoc across your boards and eventually... wait a minute, this is for those bastard weeaboos and idiotic anime hater extremists? Yes, I have a problem with them! The weeaboos either try to rape me or worship that pansy SEPHIROTH! And the haters piss me off because they always accuse me of being a fucking anime character and then think they can get away with insulting me. How ironic it is when I blow them to smithereens! Uwehehehehe!

So... I guess I'll be joining your boards then... but behind the scenes, I will steal your lives. UWEHEHEHEHEHE!

[FreeFallForAll]

Yes, I do insist on greeting everyone with that. Why do you ask?